People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
