People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
