People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
