People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Love needs to get glasses.
Haters make you famous.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
True friends stab you in the front!
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
