People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
It's weird not to be weird.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
