Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Love needs to get glasses.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
