Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
