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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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