Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Always remember to smile.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
