Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
