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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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If you can't beat them, taze them.

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I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face

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I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.