Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
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Haters make you famous.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Fall in love with my mind.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
