Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Trust in God but lock your car.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
