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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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You do not learn anything by doing everything right.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!

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You live and you learn.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.