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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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If you can't beat them, taze them.

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A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?