Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.