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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

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You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.