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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.

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Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Good things don't always have to come to an end.

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So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"