A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Perception is everything.
