A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Perception is everything.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
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Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Be positive for no reason.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
