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A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.

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If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?

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If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.