A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
