A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
True friends stab you in the front!
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
