A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
F that B.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
