A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Take it easy, give it hard.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
