Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
It's weird not to be weird.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
