Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Immaturity keeps me young.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
