Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
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Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
