A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
