A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
