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A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!

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A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

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What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.

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I swear to drunk I'm not god.

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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.

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Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!

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The lottery: voluntary taxation.