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A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!

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You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.

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You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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The last thing I want to do is die.

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A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

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Everybody is a student for life.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.

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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.