A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
