Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
