You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Take it easy, give it hard.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Always remember to smile.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
