You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
