You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You live and you learn.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
