Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Wherever you go, there you are.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
