Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
