Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
