Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Haters are just confused admirers.
