Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
