I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
