I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
