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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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True friends stab you in the front!