I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Haters make you famous.
True friends stab you in the front!
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
