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You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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You know you love her when people think you're crazy.

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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.