You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
