You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Love needs to get glasses.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Haters make you famous.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
