You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
