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You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.

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Got an issue? Get a tissue.

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Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?