I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
