Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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