Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
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