Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.