Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
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