Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Everybody spread positivity.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
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