Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
F that B.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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