Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
F that B.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
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