Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Always remember to smile.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
© 2017 EpicQuotes |