Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
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