Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Immaturity keeps me young.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.