Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
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