Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Always remember to smile.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
You live and you learn.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
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