Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Haters make you famous.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
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