Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
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