Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
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