Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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