Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
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