Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
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