Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
You're only as good as your last game.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
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