Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.