Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
You're only as good as your last game.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Always remember to smile.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
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