Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
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