I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
