I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
If you can't beat them, taze them.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
