I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
