I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
