I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
