I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Take it easy, give it hard.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
