I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
It's weird not to be weird.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
