He who laughs last thinks slowest.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
