He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Perception is everything.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
