He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
