Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
