Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
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Don't judge a book by its movie.
