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I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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We put the "us" in trust, baby.

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Negativity is poison for the soul.