I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
