I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Make money, don't let it make you.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
