I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
