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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.

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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.