Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
