Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Perception is everything.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
