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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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The lottery: voluntary taxation.

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.

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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.