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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.