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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

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Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?