Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Always remember to smile.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
