Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
