Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
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You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
You're only as good as your last game.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
