I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
It's weird not to be weird.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
