I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
