Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
