Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Perception is everything.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
