Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
