Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Love needs to get glasses.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
