Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
