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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.

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Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

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You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?