Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
