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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Immaturity keeps me young.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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You know you love her when people think you're crazy.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.