Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
