Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
