You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
F that B.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
You live and you learn.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
