You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
You're only as good as your last game.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
