You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Haters make you famous.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Perception is everything.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
