If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Winners do what other people won't.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
