If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
