If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
