If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Fall in love with my mind.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Trust in God but lock your car.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
