If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
