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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

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The last thing I want to do is die.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

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You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.