X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

vote

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

vote

I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.

vote

You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

vote

If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

vote

Cool story bro, changed my life.

vote

I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

vote

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.

vote

A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

vote

No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

vote

Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.

vote

I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

vote

When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

vote

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

vote

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

vote

I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

vote

Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

vote

"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."

vote

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.