Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
