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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.

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Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.

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We put the "us" in trust, baby.

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Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.