Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
It's weird not to be weird.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
