Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
