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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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If your not going to win the argument, lie.

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You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

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Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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You know you love her when people think you're crazy.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.