Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
