Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
You're only as good as your last game.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
