Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
True friends stab you in the front!
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
