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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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Be positive for no reason.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.