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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.