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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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If your not going to win the argument, lie.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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Always remember to smile.

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Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.

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When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.

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I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.