Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Haters make you famous.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
