Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
