Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
