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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.

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The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.

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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.

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Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.