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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

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You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.