Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Be positive for no reason.
