Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
