Love needs to get glasses.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
