Love needs to get glasses.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Fall in love with my mind.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
