Love needs to get glasses.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Everybody spread positivity.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
