Love needs to get glasses.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
You're only as good as your last game.
