Love needs to get glasses.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Everybody is a student for life.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
