Love needs to get glasses.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
