Dreams lift when reality falls.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Make money, don't let it make you.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Fall in love with my mind.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
