Dreams lift when reality falls.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
