Dreams lift when reality falls.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
