I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
