I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Take it easy, give it hard.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
