I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Take it easy, give it hard.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
