Everybody spread positivity.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Haters make you famous.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
