Everybody spread positivity.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
