Everybody spread positivity.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
