Everybody spread positivity.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
The last thing I want to do is die.