Always remember to smile.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
