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Always remember to smile.

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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Negativity is poison for the soul.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

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That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.

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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.