Always remember to smile.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
