It's weird not to be weird.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
