It's weird not to be weird.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
