You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
