I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Take it easy, give it hard.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
