I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
