I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Fall in love with my mind.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
