I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Make money, don't let it make you.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
