I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Make money, don't let it make you.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
