I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Fall in love with my mind.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
