The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
