The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
