The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Haters are just confused admirers.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
