You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
F that B.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Be positive for no reason.
