You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
