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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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Make money, don't let it make you.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.

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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard

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If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.