I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
You live and you learn.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
