I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
