I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
