I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
