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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.

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Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.

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If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.

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When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.