I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
