I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
