I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
