I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Fall in love with my mind.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
