I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Everybody spread positivity.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
