I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
