I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Perception is everything.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
