Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
