Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
