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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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Nice shoes! Wanna screw?

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.

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I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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You inspire me to be a better pervert.