Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
