Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Perception is everything.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
