Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Haters are just confused admirers.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
