It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
