It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
The world is full of guys, be a man.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
You're only as good as your last game.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
