It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Take it easy, give it hard.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
