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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?

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Be positive for no reason.

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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."

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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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I swear to drunk I'm not god.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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Negativity is poison for the soul.

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I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.