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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

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Some people should be high-fived...in the face.