Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Take it easy, give it hard.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
